Sunday, July 26, 2009

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L’ARGOMENTO DELLA SETTIMANA N.2 - 20 – 26 LUGLIO 2009

GIVE A HAND TO THE REPUBLIC OF FRIENDS AND ESPRESSO


Estate, want to vacation, you deserve so much more if you look back on long periods of effort and hard work. Now, who has struggled more recently? No doubt our friends who write about victims and Espresso Republic, the two newspapers that serve as catechismo per i membri (in tutti i sensi) del coso, del PD. Bisogna infatti dar atto a questi instancabili giornalisti che doversi inventare ogni giorno una bufala da lanciare contro il Presidente del Consiglio per riuscire a farlo cadere, dopo che il voto degli italiani lo ha fatto stravincere, non è impresa da poco. Comunque, ai sinistri amici la fantasia non manca. Dal settore “puttane & affini”, visto che rendeva ben poco, anzi rischiava di diventare un boomerang, si è passati all’improvviso al settore “occultamento di reperti archeologici”. Veniamo così a leggere che a Villa Certosa, che ormai sembra divenuta il centro della vita politica italiana, sarebbero stati rinvenuti i resti di ben trenta - Applies thirty - Phoenician tombs (and not "phoenix" writes the Republic, which is perhaps a bit 'of the Arab confusioncella). Now if Berlusca of Phoenician tombs found on his property, he is doing? But obviously not the complaint to the competent authority (Superintendent of Antiquities Protection Unit of the DC and so on heritage). No no, if he holds the tombs, that's maybe can be useful to boast with the next hundred "escort" that will be imported at Villa Certosa, of course, flying from the state, damaging so all taxpayers.
So, we changed the field, and for that we thank the Friends and Espresso Republic, because these stories of the Prime Minister looked like a mandrill, a bit 'Saving Silverman, which had put the Viagra Cialis mixed with the soup, began to stew a bit' all.
But you want to put a Berlusconi that extracts the public patrimony Phoenician tombs? Too bad that his lawyer has already explained, documents in hand, which in 2005 had been found during excavations, fragments of amphorae and human bones, the Superintendent, immediately alerted and quickly rushed, said he was not worth a tube .

Now, the summer falls and the last argument of the gurus of the left ended in ridicule. Because, as I said above, even friends and colleagues Espresso and the Republic are entitled to the deserved summer rest, I want to be their meeting, suggesting some things that could be attributed to Berlusca. It's just a small list, but could serve well developed by skillful pens, to cover the space of six or seven items. Then, we can always find a bitch who swear they saw and heard everything (sorry if I bring this category, but it appears that the witnesses are favored by the Republic and Express) and you're done.

switched to concrete:

- March 12, 1909, at about 21 pm, the detective Joseph Petrosino was killed in Palermo, with three gunshot wounds fired at close range. Petrosino was investigating the "Black Hand" Mafia organization acting in New York, but whose roots were in Sicily. The murderess was never discovered, but the whispers that Petrosino also investigates the splitting of the right in Sicily. Why Berlusconi is not able to explain what he did on the evening of March 12, 1909? And what about the testimony of Mrs. (... anyway) Concettina Bellicomi, aka "Giuseppe's insatiable" which he swore that the Prime Minister was in bed with her, but she withdrew from 20:50 to 21:15, with the excuse of going to brush your teeth?


- Henri Désiré Landru was arrested on November 30, 1921, with the terrible murder of an unknown number of women assessed between fifty and three hundred within a few years. The circuits were poor women with promises of marriage and after they had put their assets at the disposal of Landru, they killed them and burned the corpse. Landru paid for his crimes with the guillotine, but a particular is very interesting, no doubt guilty (thousand signs were against him), you could never find any trace of dead bodies in his home. But it seems that Villa Certosa is a heap of ashes was found very suspicious, because in the middle you could see clearly the remains of a denture. Among other things, the lady (well ...) Rebughini Adelaide, aka "Vanessa all fire" has sworn that a Villa Certosa, di cui lei era abituale frequentatrice, Berlusconi si sia più volte vantato di aver “mandato in fumo” le prove di un processo.

- La giunta della città messicana di Chihuahua, pressata dai cittadini esasperati dalle incursioni degli Apache, aveva votato un provvedimento con cui era "aperta la caccia" all'indiano. E incentivata: l'uccisione di un Apache era premiata con 100 dollari (una somma non indifferente, per l'epoca), se maschio adulto. Quotazioni più basse erano fissate per le donne e i bambini: rispettivamente 50 e 25 dollari. Correva l’anno 1837 e a Chihuahua fu organizzato un terribile inganno: fu offerto agli Apache di partecipare a una “fiesta” per celebrare peace between red men and whites. Indeed, when the Indians were all drunk, whites opened fire on them, also using a cannon machine gun, and killing over a hundred. The massacre was a clear mark racist may Bossi, Berlusconi loyalist, I do not know anything? And if you knew him also knew Bossi Berlusconi, because the two speak daily. At least, this effect is ready to testify the lady (the guys anyway ...) Orietta Beltraffio, aka "Kitty velvet thighs, which has provided about two thousand boxes of records of his amorous encounters with the President of the Council, which has a villa near Chihuahua.

Here, we we have three good ideas to friends and Espresso Republic. In short, we did a lot of work and then, as promised, we have facilitated their earned vacation.

What do you say? That the things written are incredible and even a child would understand idiot? So what? Who ever is interested in the truth in all this?

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